blusherlock:

Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

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thecityofpawnee:

ARRES

TED

DEVEL

OP

MENT

TO

NIGHT

3AM

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cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

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dangergays:

theguidetosurviving:

jo-march:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

I am ashamed of how long it took me to get the joke.

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collegehumor:

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
We crunched a lot of numbers to make this graph.

collegehumor:

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development

We crunched a lot of numbers to make this graph.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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